Alright. Being a single mom is hard. Being a single teenage mom is even harder. But what could be harder then that? Being a single teenage mom of a former governor and presidential vice-candidate, that's what. And there are so many people out there in that last predicament. Am I right? I'm right.
Well cry no more single, teenage moms of political train wrecks. Shooting wildlife and appearing on national television may distract from your woes but its only a temporary cure to the surface of the issue, so thank the lord that Bristol Palin (why is that not a beer yet) has stepped forward to coach and encourage you through these trying life experiences.
Sure Bristol is still in the heart of this journey, but there's nothing better then the present right? Besides, her child is named Tripp. What? It helps with doling out life lessons that's what.
So gather around everyone, and listen to Bristol's wisdom, for the steal of a deal, $30,000.
Thank God. I was at the end of the rope.
Posted by Grinth Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 11:11 PM
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3:36 AM
$30,000 isn't too bad of a buy in if you do it in a group. It's multilevel marketing like those "earn thousands of dollars per week doing nothing but walking to your mailbox after you take our course and set up your POS credit card terminals" ads on late at night.
People make bad decisions all the time, but some of those people are willing to make another bad decision so they can learn how making the right bad decisions can get you paid $30,000 per speaking engagement to tell people about your bad decisions.
How could you pass up a perpetual profitability machine like that? Where do I sign up?!
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